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This page shows all those experiences that we go through. Thats a lot.
Now you may think that everything is an experience, but you have to have a keen eye to know if you've just had an experience.
Most people have an experience every day, maybe 2 or 3, sometimes 7 or maybe 8! It all depends on that day.
Dramatic recallations of the experiences will be used to increase the readers enjoyment whilst reading.
21st September
Ohh ooh! We have a new friend!!
I can't remember it's name though
13th September
During Maths, we decided to list our friends in the order we discovered them. Here is the list (there's only three at
the moment, we are yet to find more)
friend 1 : man who played cricket with us
friend 2 : man who gives jonni coffee in brighton for free
friend 3 : bentley's bcg jab
11th September 2005
Well as for yesterday it brought me some good racing in the form of motorbikes and fast cars, which is a
coincidence due to the fast that im listenig to that song, the ferrari f50 was particulary impressive, i also chuckled at
the aston martin owner who is gunna brake his wonderful machine trying to get out of his parking space. the seating
was uncorfortable but worth it.
i played lozza at air hockey which kicks ass, i beat him in the furious game which left fraser with a puk
in his belly. in the eveing i went to the film store with selective members of the shoreham crew, we spent half an hour choosing
a film, we had seen literally all the good films, we came to the conclusion we watch to many films and the store people agreed,
we settled on the wildcard choice The Machinist, a very good phycological thriller horror.
it was very entertaining and confusing, we left chris's house at 1:00 am and i went to lewis's house,
we got scared on the way by a guy following us and weird noises, we went and watched Rambo 3 it prooved to be very
entertaining s we expected, Rambo is very good.
Jonni
11th Spetember
Yesterday brought us Brighton Speed trials which we managed to acquire uncomfortable seats upon a railing and spectate
quick cars approach a finish line at a high velocity! It was cool!
We also had a game of crazy golf. The scores were as follows
1st : Jonni, 18holes in 47 shots
2nd : Mark, 18holes in 51 shots
3rd : Fraser, 18holes in 52 shots
4th : Stuart, 18holes in 62 shots !!!
You see, i thought it was high scores that win but aparantly its low scores that win. I really let myself down on hole
15, where it took me 8 shots to actually hole one. Sigh, Jon will always attain a higher score at sports than me.
8th September 2005
Well today didn't contain many experiences, i tried out lightly squeezing
Bentley again, but a good hard squeeze just does the job better, we launched a rocket in science, which led to a firedrill,
you would think the rocket.... but no. It was planned, i even knew it was 10:35, people were standing outside holding sheets,
i was very unimpressed, would the school really be able to predict a fire then write our forms on sheets and get the registers
outside? for definate negative! not really a practice really, just a waste of valuable rocket letting off time. and what if
the registers got burned? well... noone would know anything, it left me wondering how hard to squeeze Bentley next. i decided
on a moderate to mild squeeze, and ate an apple it was very nice, 83 for that matter. oo and me and stu were asking people
to come with us on saturday, we judged on there enthusiasm, were glad to have loz, ed, mark, me, stu and a potential daryll.
others failed the test and we walked off, again disgruntled.
A good day to all!
Jonni
Tropicana Game Sounds!
7th September,
"Squeeze"
It has come to our
attention that the phrase and term 'squeeze' is becoming more common in modern society.
Just last night, an advert
came on, Tropicana Juice, and apparantly that juice was gently squeezed. I liked this very much, as did Jon.
In Costa,
they are promoting freshly squeezed juice. This must be juice that is squeezed in fresh environments, such as mountains or
the Lake district.
Just yesterday, a teacher became familiar with the popular term. Upon entering the classroom, our
teacher explained that as we were such a large class, it would be "a bit of a squeeze". Joyeus!
My last example of
the term being used in todays world, is from todays maths lesson. Jon suggested that Bentley deserved a squeeze, after he
had been naughty. I suggested to Jon while he was squeezing Bentley, that he tries a gentle squeeze. He did so, and now we
can happily call Bentley "Gently Squeezed Bentley."
I just realised this pun right now and am ecstatic with it.
Stu
5th September 2005
I have emailed subway back, it goes like this,
Hello,
Sorry i haven't replied sooner but my internet has been down, the Subway store i visited was
in Brighton, but i cant find out which road it is on, its a main road, thats as far as i can say, i will look into it further
if needed.
My address is :
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Thanks, Jon
4th September 2005
My internet has been down, thanks Ntl, you make getting on the internet a challenge, i challenge
which i succeded at and failed it must be said many a time! Yesterday i played hockey in the blazing heat but the highlight
of the day was definately the free inflatables such as a bouncy castle and that inflatable with 2 platforms where
you hit each other off with big squishy sticks, good fun! all free of charge, except you had to sign a disclaimer, to prevent
us sueing the school/ hockey club. being altenative i didnt.i got sunburn on my face, perhaps as a way of getting even.
BUT today is where it all happened! i got invited to a cricket match with the Blackadder family! what fun i had! we played
cricket very well and both me and S got wickets, we met a guy we named friend, the irony is that he wasn't! when it came to
batty we got out 3 times! which meant we lost 30 points, but we battled back and got 32 runs! a winning score of 2! go us!
meanwhile all hell was breaking loose, a crazy guy and his friend had stole my cricket bat! and were playing nearby, we got
it back and i could bnot work out whether or not the damage was mine or the crazy guys fault, perhaps i should have said it
was him and got money, looking back i feel foolish for letting him get away with an apology. while the bat was on the floor
a dog peed on it, grr, so i stole more cake as compensation, a great day! school tomoz:( oh well its all an experience!
My
plant is hanging on by 4 stalks making a half hearted recovery in intensive care... Laters...
Jonni
3rd September 2005.
I
have tried a new flavour of Ben and Jerries. This must be added to the ratings page! Today wasn't really one of those days
where there are many experiences. I'd say that my sunglasses breaking, death and departure is an experience, a bad one at
that.
Maybe one day, my DIY skills will resurrect my eye strain prevention apparatus, and you will see them again.
Also,
i was swimming in the songs of a new band today, they are called Beulah. If you were to know them, it would be from the OC
soundtrack.
Oh, for those of you wondering, I probably have been sent a reply from Subway, but I misplet my email
address (i put .com and not .co.uk) so they have sent my apolegetic reply to not me. Its floating around in space somewhere...
Good one Stu
Stu
Thursday 1st Setmeber 2005 20:40
This day began well, infact as it began i was still wondering freely around feilds in georges farm, it was
great fun, but upon vaulting a fence i positioned myself very unfortunately in some stinging nettles, both arms and face and
neck are stung to pieces, my top lipgot a couple of stings to and it was noting more than agony, except not so much. As
i began to want to sleep around 4am me and stu modified a mraquee to sit very low and gave a good atomosphere, but we started
playing a game in which someone selects a word and you must contruct a sentance and that word must be siad very loudly! This
was apparently quite annoying but we ignored the complaining on the basis that we were having fun, with such words as RADISH,
and various other words, sending us in fits of the *giggles*. Our fellow campers were now angry and we had stuff thrown,at
us, but due to poor throw and aim and very good contuction of our marquee we avoided being hit. we decieded to be quiet and
stu wanted to go for a bounce and disapperared off somewhere, we all ended up sleeping round the fire, very good fun. To wake
me up i went for a dip in the pool it was very pleasant and had a wail of a time. i wasnow very tired and returned home with
richard ian and fell asleep in his car, and forgot to tell them directions to my house so we went the wrong way!, i have since
had 3 bowls of crunchy nut cornfalkes to fill hunger and the best cheese and pickle toastie ever!
my plant is still very much dead, bar a few surviving leaves and stalks. it has been moved to the bathroom
for intensive care.
Keep on Truckin'!
Jonni
Wednesday 31st August 2005 15:16
Upon realising that tonight we will not be home to edit SJ experience at all, I must do a quick evaluation
of expereinces occured today. Well i haven't seen Jonni today so i don't know his experience, but i learnt how to make a mean
ham and tomato pasta, and I think if i am ever in an experience that requires me to make pasta (or die) i will now be able
to survive this experience and live to tell the tale.
Stuart
Wednesday 31st
August 2005 16:05
Upon also realising
that I will not be about tonight due to this funky shindig, I must write about my experiences of the day, I woke to find that
the plant that moves when you poke it has died....a sad sad day for me, and the plant, most likely due to the over poking
of it, or the lack of water it has received, plant man I am deeply sorry, anyone knows how to revive the little guy I would
like to know, I then proceeded downstairs and put together papers, and BADGERED my sister to get me alcohol, she refused due
to the hot weather and exclaimed that she couldn't be bothered, but I did the dishwasher and she got me some, success!! I
really have to do my paper round now, then make my way to the party. A fairly sorrowful day due to the plants death, it pains
me to see the leaves falling off, but perhaps the party will definitely improve the day. I would also like to note I have
received a response from Subway, reading like this:
Dear Sir,
Could
you please furnish us details of the town and location of the Subway store that gave you poor service. Your address would
also be of some help .
Best Regards
*************
QSR Development
Development Agent South Coast
I like being
called sir, and I will reply tomorrow on my return home, bye everyone!
An extra note,
I made a mean crunchy nut cornflakes breakfast...and lunch....and possibly dinner, it was scrumptious!
Jonni
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